You Eat What?

Here's a list of politicians who will never get my vote for any future election for any office. Why? Because they all voted for H.R. 1424, affectionately known as the "$700 Billion Bailout." Earlier this week, House Minority Leader John Boehner, R-Ohio, accurately called this bill a "crap sandwich."

Democrat Senators who voted Yes

Daniel Akaka Joseph Biden Sherrod Brown Thomas Carper Kent Conrad Dianne Feinstein John Kerry Frank Lautenberg Blanche Lincoln Barbara Mikulski Barack Obama Harry Reid Chuck Schumer

Max Baucus Jeff Bingaman Robert Byrd Bob Casey Christopher Dodd Tom Harkin Amy Klobuchar Patrick Leahy Claire McCaskill Patty Murray Mark Pryor Jay Rockefeller Jim Webb

Evan Bayh Barbara Boxer Ben Cardin Hillary Clinton Dick Durbin Daniel Inouye Herb Kohl Carl Levin Robert Menendez Ben Nelson Jack Reed Kenneth Salazar Sheldon Whitehouse

Independent Senators who voted Yes

Joseph Lieberman

Republican Senators who voted Yes

Lamar Alexander Richard Burr Norm Coleman John Cornyn John Ensign Judd Gregg Kay Bailey Hutchison Richard Lugar Mitch McConnell Olympia Snowe John Sununu John Warner

Robert Bennett Saxby Chambliss Susan Collins Larry Craig Lindsey Graham Chuck Hagel Johnny Isakson Mel Martinez Lisa Murkowski Arlen Specter John Thune

Kit Bond Tom Coburn Bob Corker Pete Domenici Charles Grassley Orrin Hatch Jon Kyl John McCain Gordon Smith Ted Stevens George Voinovich

Democrat Representatives who voted Yes

Neil Abercrombie Robert Andrews Brian Baird Shelley Berkley Timothy Bishop Leonard Boswell Robert Brady Lois Capps Russ Carnahan Emanuel Cleaver Jim Cooper Joseph Crowley Danny Davis Diana DeGette John Dingell Chet Edwards Brad Ellsworth Anna Eshoo Chaka Fattah Gabrielle Giffords Al Green Phil Hare Brian Higgins Chris Van Hollen Darlene Hooley Jesse Jackson Paul Kanjorski Carolyn Kilpatrick James Langevin Barbara Lee David Loebsack Tim Mahoney Jim Marshall Betty McCollum Michael McNulty Charles Melancon Harry Mitchell Dennis Moore Christopher Murphy Richard Neal John Olver Bill Pascrell Ed Perlmutter Nick Rahall Laura Richardson Bobby Rush Jan Schakowsky Allyson Schwartz Albio Sires Adam Smith Zachary Space Betty Sutton Mike Thompson Niki Tsongas Diane Watson Anthony Weiner Charles Wilson John Yarmuth

Gary Ackerman Michael Arcuri Tammy Baldwin Howard Berman Sanford Bishop Rick Boucher Bruce Braley Michael Capuano André Carson James Clyburn Jim Costa Henry Cuellar Susan Davis Rosa DeLauro Joe Donnelly Donna Edwards Rahm Emanuel Bob Etheridge Bill Foster Charles Gonzalez Luis Gutierrez Jane Harman Ruben Hinojosa Rush Holt Steny Hoyer Sheila Jackson-Lee Patrick Kennedy Ron Kind Rick Larsen Sander Levin Zoe Lofgren Carolyn Maloney Doris Matsui James McGovern Kendrick Meek George Miller Alan Mollohan James Moran John Murtha James Oberstar Solomon Ortiz Ed Pastor Earl Pomeroy Charles Rangel Mike Ross Tim Ryan Adam Schiff David Scott Ike Skelton Vic Snyder Jackie Speier John Tanner John Tierney Nydia Velazquez Melvin Watt Peter Welch Lynn Woolsey

Thomas Allen Joe Baca Melissa Bean Marion Berry Dan Boren Allen Boyd Corrine Brown Dennis Cardoza Yvette Clarke Steve Cohen Bud Cramer Elijah Cummings Artur Davis Norman Dicks Michael Doyle Keith Ellison Eliot Engel Sam Farr Barney Frank Bart Gordon John Hall Alcee Hastings Mazie Hirono Mike Honda Steve Israel Eddie Johnson Dale Kildee Ron Klein John Larson John Lewis Nita Lowey Edward Markey Carolyn McCarthy Jerry McNerney Gregory Meeks Brad Miller Gwen Moore Patrick Murphy Jerrold Nadler David Obey Frank Pallone Nancy Pelosi David Price Silvestre Reyes Dutch Ruppersberger John Sarbanes Debbie Wasserman Schultz Joe Sestak Louise Slaughter Hilda Solis John Spratt Ellen Tauscher Edolphus Towns Maxine Waters Henry Waxman Robert Wexler David Wu

Republican Representatives who voted Yes

Rodney Alexander Judith Biggert Jo Bonner Charles Boustany Vern Buchanan John Campbell Michael Castle Michael Conaway Tom Davis Vernon Ehlers Mary Fallin Rodney Frelinghuysen Kay Granger Peter Hoekstra Mark Kirk Randy Kuhl Jerry Lewis John McHugh Sue Myrick Jon Porter George Radanovich Thomas Reynolds Ileana Ros-Lehtinen Jean Schmidt Christopher Shays Lamar Smith Tom Tancredo Pat Tiberi James Walsh Jerry Weller Frank Wolf

Spencer Bachus Roy Blunt Mary Bono Kevin Brady Ken Calvert Chris Cannon Howard Coble Ander Crenshaw Charles Dent Jo Ann Emerson Mike Ferguson Jim Gerlach Wally Herger Bob Inglis John Kline Ray LaHood Daniel Lungren Buck McKeon John Peterson Deborah Pryce Jim Ramstad Hal Rogers Paul Ryan Pete Sessions Bill Shuster Mark Souder Lee Terry Fred Upton Zachary Wamp Joe Wilson

J. Gresham Barrett John Boehner John Boozman Henry Brown Dave Camp Eric Cantor Tom Cole Barbara Cubin David Dreier Terry Everett Vito Fossella Wayne Gilchrest David Hobson Peter King Joe Knollenberg Ron Lewis Jim McCrery Gary Miller Chip Pickering Adam Putnam Ralph Regula Mike Rogers Jim Saxton John Shadegg Michael Simpson John Sullivan Mac Thornberry Greg Walden Dave Weldon Heather Wilson

If you read that list carefully, you'll see a name I mentioned before the list - Republican Representative of Ohio, John Boehner. Evidently Representative Boehner developed a taste for fecal matter during the week. What a disgusting display of politics. At this point I'd normally go on a rant talking about how dumb it is to say that our economy is in trouble because people have been borrowing too much money, so we need to tax them more so that they can borrow more money. Or I'd rant about how this is a larger scale equivalent to me cashing out my savings, going to Vegas and blowing it all on craps, and then getting bailed out by the government, despite the fact that I took a really stupid risk. But I'm not going to go into any rants. I just have one question. If you eat a crap sandwich, will you poop whole food?